The other night I met my friend for the movies. He seemed to be really embarrassed. He said that he couldn’t see the movie, but didn’t seem to want to tell me why. He said he’d come down with a bad case of hemmoroids, and that he could barely sit down. He said he has an appointment to see his doctor in a couple days. We ended up going to a bar where we could stand up the entire time. I had a friend once who had hemmoroids, he said they were terrible. I head that hemorrhoid surgery is particularly nasty, so I would recommend to avoid it at all costs.